Thank you for visiting my new blog.

Probably many of you have heard the great joke about the identical twin boys who were born with 180 degree opposite personalities.  One was an incurable optomist; the other, equally pessimistic.

The parents tried an experiment on Christmas morning (By the way, if the word Christmas offends you, you may not want to hang around here long, as I intend to use it as often as necessary and useful.).

For the pessimist, they lavished all sorts of extravagant gifts, to which the child responded by pushing them away and complaining that they weren't what he wanted.  The optimistic twin was led to a door with a ribbon on it.  Inside he found the room was filled with horse manure!  The child smiled and asked for a shovel then closed the door behind him.  The parents retired to the kitchen table to discuss their experiment.

After a few minutes, they decided to check on the young man, and when they opened the door, they found him soaked in sweat, shoveling the manure from one side of the room to the other.  Astonished, the parents asked him what he was doing, to which he replied, "I figure that with this much horse poop, there's got to be a pony under here somewhere!!"

With this in mind, I chose the name "FIND THE JACKASS" for my blog because i believe that underneath all the crap espoused by some politicians (Senator Waxman was my original inspiration!), there has to be something underneath it all that makes them behave the way they do!  Further, I believe we conservatives must learn to find and exploit that JACKASS the same way the left does.

For example, anyone who has spent any time at all speculating about what causes  people to do, act, say things, and, yes, look certain ways, must know that there is something dark and sinister (I have a problem with using that word, as I am lefthanded!) behind the fronts displayed by the likes of Kennedy, Waxman, BYRD, "Nurse" Hillary, and many, many others.  That(those) dark and sinister undiscovered traits is(are) what I call their JACKASS(ES).

Hmmm, perhaps "Nanny" Hillary fits better; she does, after all, somewhat resemble a goat!!

Ahem!  The name of this post is "About Me."  I could tell you about my family (which I love), my racecar (which I love), my golf game (which I hate), and other such overdone things as what I do for enjoyment (I'm doing one of the things now),  etc., etc., but I think you really get a picture of me from things I write (see samples above).

I also get very sleepy about 10:00 p. m.   Goodnight.  Please come again!